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Donald Trump Was Ejected

November 7, 2020June 12, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young

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Ew! This Guy Desires To Be Loved!

October 23, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young IRVINE, CA— Area college student Kyle Martin, an emotionally needy freak, desires to be loved. “Yeah, my

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College Local 

Boot Licking Suck-Up Writes Paragraph Long Discussion Post

October 21, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young Los Angeles, CA – Despite the added difficulty of Zoom University, Grace O’Neil still makes it a

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Unparalleled Genius With Gigantic Brain Gets Final Jeopardy Right

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young SYRACUSE, NY — Adam Dillard, occasional Jeopardy watcher and large brained specimen recently got this week’s “Final

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Cucumber Sick and Tired of Just Being Used For Sex

October 2, 2020September 26, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LA JOLLA, CA —  Cucumbers seem to be making their way from the clean and wholesome kitchen

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College USC 

Blackboard Crash Kills 2, Injures 7

September 21, 2020September 21, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — The Trojan Family is reeling after today’s Blackboard crash left two students dead

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Local 

Kidney Donor Gives The Greatest Gift Of All— Friendship

September 9, 2020September 9, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young INDIANAPOLIS, IN —  After an arduous search for a compatible donor, hometown hero Fred Miller was able

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Local 

Girl With Glasses Even Uglier Without Them

September 1, 2020August 31, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young BROOKLINE, MA — High school sophomore Gretchen Shaffer has been faced with an outpour of public disapproval

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DEAR MOM: Are You And Dad Getting A Divorce?

August 26, 2020August 26, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young Dear Mom, Are you and dad getting a divorce? -Chloe Dear Chloe, Honey, why would you think

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Entertainment Politics 

Drew Carey Breaks Down: “The Price Isn’t Right, It Never Has Been.”

August 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — During a recent SackMZ ambush, Drew Carey, host of The Price is Right,

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