Freshman Already Expert at Dodging Pamphlets
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — After just a few months in college, freshman Jacob Miller has already mastered the art
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Rampant Stomach Virus Goes Undetected in New North Because Barfing All Night Is Normal There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — The norovirus, which has infected 103 students since October 26, causes vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea
Read moreNetflix Adds “& Chill” Section Featuring Several Hours of Background Noise
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS GATOS, CA — Based on feedback from numerous sources, Netflix has discovered that its viewers no
Read moreDakota Access Pipeline Finds Alt. Route Through Black Neighborhood
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LAKE OAHE, ND — After enduring several protests from members of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, developers
Read moreScientists Calculate the 100th Letter of LGBTQA
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Scientists have long wondered about the increasing number of letters in LGBTQA+, but
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