Studio Exec Flabbergasted Why Movie with ‘Super’ in Title Lost $150M
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat LEGEND PRODUCTIONS – Every studio has had its Achilles heel. For Orion Pictures, it was UHF. For
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Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex,
Read moreThe New Chipotle Detox!
by Rob Smat, Fitness Guru for the Sack Hey, fitness people! Fitness Guru Rob Smat here. And man, do I
Read moreAre you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?
by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan
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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”
by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school
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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week
by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside
Read moreLindsey Graham (R-SC) Struggles to Answer Every Call After Realizing He Hasn’t Changed Voicemail Since Middle School
by Rob Smat PRESIDENTIAL HQ — After a hefty exchange of words between Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Donald Trump (R-Trump
Read moreTECH NEWS: Apple Debuts New OS, Yucca Mountain
by Rob Smat CUPERTINO — “Welcome to the future, or should I say, the today,” vamped Tim Cook, CEO of Apple.
Read moreTerrible Student Conveniently Makes Google Doc to Share Notes Before Final
by Rob Smat TAPER HALL — At approximately 4:05pm today, the greater majority of PSYC 201’s lecture attendees received a
Read moreJoss Whedon’s Greatest Folly – SPOILERS!
by Rob Smat I saved this article for when I felt it was safe to discuss a pretty major Avengers Age
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