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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland

May 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she

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96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC — On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda

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Study: Class Attendance Inversely Proportional to Percent Chance of Precipitation

April 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt USC —  A new study released on Tuesday by the USC Office of Student Attendance shows that poor weather

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Fangirl of Popular Band Claims She’s Definitely “Not Like The Rest”

March 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt LOS ANGELES, CA — On wednesday afternoon, fans lined up hours early at Amoeba Music for a

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