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12 Year Old Receives 3 Miami Dolphins Players in Trade for Full Size Snickers Bar

October 31, 2019January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone MIAMI, FLORIDA — In a move that shocked analysts and organizations throughout  the league, local 12-year-old Bryce Davidson

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Student Starves to Death After Being Trapped in Chair-Desk Hybrid

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone TAPER HALL OF HUMANITIES — Tragedy struck the Trojan Family today when freshman Max Rosenberg starved to

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Carol Folt Accidentally Sends Blank Scandal Email Template to The Entire School

October 2, 2019June 17, 2020 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — While messing around with different font colors, new USC President Carol Folt accidentally

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Freshman Gets Name, Major, and Hometown Tattooed on Forehead

September 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone PARKSIDE ARTS & HUMANITIES  — Adjusting to college life can be difficult for many, but Freshman Drew

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Theresa May Excitedly Pitches “Breturn” to Parliament

April 26, 2019January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone LONDON, ENGLAND — Following recent turmoil with the Brexit deal, Theresa May has brought an exciting new

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Quiz: Which Beatle Are You, Except You Can’t Be Ringo ‘Cause I Called Dibs on Ringo

October 2, 2018January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone quizzes

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