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Student Stuck Home Over Summer Claws at Window Like Trapped House Cat

August 3, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve CUPERTINO, CA — Thinking it was a good idea, rising junior Maddox Hamilton decided

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Local Man Mildly Miffed by Excessively Long Receipt After Buying One Thing

April 22, 2016September 12, 2016 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett, Chai Karve, and Tarek Roshdy CVS — After going through self-checkout, Local man Terry Rivers received an

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College News in Brief 

Festival of Books Just Comic Con for Nerds

April 11, 2016June 17, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — This past weekend, thousands attended the LA Times Festival of Books on campus, which is

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Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank

April 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE — Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank

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Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break

March 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus

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Outraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV

February 26, 2016January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Due to the recent outrage over the lack of diversity of Oscar nominees,

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Attention Vortex Columns 

QUIZ: Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You?

February 16, 2016 Jack Hackett articles

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Fans Gather to Watch Superbowl

February 7, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett news in photos
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Entertainment 

Line Goes Around the Block for ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip’ Premiere

December 18, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett AMC PARKWAY POINTE—For the past few days, Alvin and the Chipmunks fans began forming a line outside

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College News in Brief USC 

Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds

December 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.

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