Apple Sales Plummet as Doctors Stay Six Feet Away
By Drew Thomas-Nathan AURORA, CD — Apple products are yet another industry taking a hit from the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.
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Ed Markey Puts Out Ad Disrespecting Kennedy Legacy by Successfully Riding in a Convertible
By Drew Thomas-Nathan BOSTON, MA — As the Democratic primary for Ma. Senator Ed Markey’s seat heats up with pressure
Read moreFact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein
By Drew Thomas Nathan Alternative pop superstar Billie Eilish has become infamous for calling herself the bad guy in her
Read moreBiden Campaign Releases New Scratch n’ Sniff Headbands
By Drew Thomas-Nathan PHILADELPHIA, PA — As the 2020 Presidential election heats up, the campaign for former vice president Joe
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USC Unveils Plan to Create More Diverse Emails
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Amidst ongoing Black Lives Matter protests across the world and at USC, President
Read moreUnited States Offers Financial Relief to Help Struggling Parent Companies Feed Their Subsidiaries
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON D.C. — In the middle of an economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the United
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OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Baseball mascot Mr. Met’s essay about wanting to murder children in cold blood
Read more“Why Can’t They Just Protest Peacefully?” Complains Darth Vader
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY — Recent violent scuffles with the Rebel Alliance led Dark Lord of
Read moreJCPenney Now Only JC After Filing For Bankruptcy
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan PLANO, TX — On top of filing for bankruptcy and closing 242 stores, department store JCPenney announced
Read moreNew Netflix Dating Show Literally Just Locking Two Horses in a Barn and Swallowing the Key
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS GATOS, CA — Have you already binged Too Hot to Handle and Love Is Blind? Want
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