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Trump Makes Final Push To Open Middle and High Schools So His Future Fourth Wife Can “Learn Something”

November 13, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC – With his presidential power waning, President Trump made one final push to re-open the

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Lincoln Project Already Cutting Romney/Bush 2024 Ads

November 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — After a hard-earned Biden victory, The Lincoln Project, one of the most vocal groups

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Señor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote

October 15, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in

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