Short Man Has Tall Parents
by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition
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Self-Respecting Dog Believes Right Squirrel Won’t Need to be Chased
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Christine Politte PASADENA, CA — For local pooch Murphy, the dog days are over — or at least the
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Smarty Pants First Grader’s Favorite Color “Clear”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte VERMONT AVENUE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL — While most of Ms. Lori Miller’s first grade students spent Tuesday coloring
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Friend’s Kid Fat
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple sources close to the family have confirmed that Thomas Henderson’s son, 10-year-old
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Report: Mom Not Going to Ask You Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte It’s been two hours since Mom asked you to take out the trash, and you haven’t moved
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Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS — During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were
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Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL — I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor
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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE– When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled
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Dentist More Disappointed in Man Than Father Ever Was
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte When Craig Butler went to his appointment at Wilkerson Dental on Thursday, he was expecting a bit
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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,
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