All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”
By Charlotte Deckle LOS ANGELES, CA — With football walk-on tryouts just around the corner, legions of wannabe Trojan football
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5 Hallmark Movies That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself This Holiday Season
By Charlotte Phillipp Nothing makes us feel more festive than a heartwarming TV movie during the holiday season, and the
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Breaking! Paddington Bear Has Murdered Orson Welles
By Charlotte Phillipp Paddington “Paddington” at Opening Ceremony of the 28th Tokyo International Film Festival
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“Wow, It’s Just Like Parasite!” Says Los Feliz Dad Who Owns Not One, But Two Lexuses
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”
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Breaking: On Top of Everything Else, Now It’s Cold Outside
By Charlotte Phillipp MADISON, WISCONSIN — On top of the daily horrors that we now call “life,” experts have confirmed
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Former School Bully Reaches Out to Classmates to Apologize, Sell Pyramid Scheme Knives
By Charlotte Phillipp COSTA MESA, CA. – Former high school bully Bryleigh Davis has decided to turn a new leaf
Read moreAs Fall Musical Season Approaches, Theatre Students Facing Epidemic of No One Paying Attention to Them in Denny’s
By Charlotte Phillipp SCHAUMBURG, IL – On a regular November night at any given suburban Denny’s, the restaurant’s dining room
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Halloween Fashion! How to Wear A Mask and a Cat Ear Headband at the Same Time- Oh God We’re in Hell, Aren’t We?
By Charlotte Phillip These are some turbulent times, but no matter what your plans are for the spooky season, Sack
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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of
By Charlotte Phillipp We checked in with Mom to find out what her 10 favorite movies were for the spooky
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Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly
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