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Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out

July 5, 2025July 23, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle  WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple days of not so careful deliberation, congressional ass grabs, and strongly worded

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Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United

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Minecraft Movie Starts with Land Acknowledgement

April 14, 2025April 18, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By: Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA—In a bizarre turn for the fantasy adventure comedy that grossed $317 katrillion at the

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Conservative Man Longs for Good Ol’ Days of Pangaea

March 3, 2025April 18, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle GARY, IN — In response to recent victories against DEI and multiculturalism in the Trump administration, local

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