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Curiosity Killed the Dude in the Fridge

January 14, 2016 Staff student voices

by Amanda Suarez I just read this article about how the police are stumped by a mysterious body that workers

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Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?

December 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan

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Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp

April 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.

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Man Wastes Helicopter

April 15, 2015December 28, 2015 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Florida man, and local asshole, landed a single pilot helicopter on the Capitol

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If A Man Benches 225, But No One Views His Snapchat Story, Did He Even Lift?

April 3, 2015December 28, 2015 Staff student voices

by Brad Manchester This past Tuesday began as had every other day at the gymnasium. I entered the building, inserted

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