Politics – The Sack of Troy

Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple days of not so careful deliberation, congressional ass grabs, and strongly worded

By Margaret Danenhauer In a time where higher education is under attack, Harvard students and their educations have become political

By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United

By Charlotte Dekle GARY, IN — In response to recent victories against DEI and multiculturalism in the Trump administration, local

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – America’s 45th, 47th, and final president Donald Trump has announced many concepts

By Levi Elias THUNDER HORSE OIL RIG, GULF OF AMERICA – Notoriously clumsy oil corporation BP spilled a record high

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In the face of fire, war, and the death of American democracy,

By Margaret Danenhauer UNITED STATES — Although the presidential election has been called for Donald Trump, the American people unanimously

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA—As millions of Americans sift through the heated political discourse and cries for democracy’s salvation

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following yesterday’s tumultuous election results, the Nation celebrates its selection of the obviously AND