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Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Sarah Cortina 117 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this

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Republicans Celebrate Spooky Season By Making Americans Fear For the Future of Their Civil Rights

October 26, 2020January 23, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 518 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 Johnny "Beef Boi" Romani 400 Views

By Johnny “Beef Boi” Romani This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White

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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 #bossbitch 365 Views

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who

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Girlboss Alert! This Hot New Female Supreme Court Justice Might Take Away My Reproductive Rights

October 8, 2020February 8, 2021 #bossbitch 454 Views

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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs

October 8, 2020October 10, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 395 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new

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Girlboss Alert! We’re Like 80% Sure the Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Might be A Girl

October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Alexandra Ornes 420 Views

By Alexandra Ornes

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Girlboss Alert! My #QWEEN is Taller than Me and I’m Only A Little Emasculated

October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Joe Jonas 432 Views

By Joe Jonas ENCINO, CA — Everyday, I wake up and remind myself how I’m so lucky to have my

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Girlboss Alert! This Woman Gave the President COVID

October 6, 2020October 28, 2020 #bossbitch 280 Views

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Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!

October 6, 2020October 10, 2020 Rachel Michelman 292 Views

By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you

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