Jason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday
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Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington
LOS ANGELES, CA – Once again, spooky season has returned, giving me the perfect opportunity to finally come clean to
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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That
By Samhitha Saiba This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White Suburbia), here
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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!
CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who
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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs
By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new
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Girlboss Alert! My #QWEEN is Taller than Me and I’m Only A Little Emasculated
By Joe Jonas ENCINO, CA — Everyday, I wake up and remind myself how I’m so lucky to have my
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