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“12 Years a Slave” is a Disgusting Glorification of Slave Ownership

February 26, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  Those walking into “12 Years a Slave” expecting a rough, emotional examination of the horrors of slavery

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Erogenous Zones You Didn’t Know Existed

January 22, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff clickbait

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of imagerymajestic/FreeDigitalPhotos.net Struggling with the average erogenous zones on your lady? Here are a few

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Matthew McConaughey: Thanks for Nothing, USC

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matthew McConaughey Photo by Gabbot First off, I’d like to thank the Academy. Though the Oscars have not happened

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The Sack of Troy’s Bucket List

December 6, 2013December 20, 2015 Staff sack

by Staff •Win 100 meter backstroke in Leavey fountain •Pole dance on new clock •Walk past MLK Boulevard…but not too

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Be a Saint, on This Day, the Day of Valentine’s

February 14, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Al Capone and Bugs Moran photo by biblioarchives, edited by Zoe Haddad So ya wanna please that broad of yours,

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