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Birnkrant Complains About Underfunding, Sushi Night Reduced to Once a Week

December 9, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Student Loses Index And Middle Finger in Accident, Tour Guide Application Rejected

December 8, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Viterbi School Creates New 5 AM Slot for Engineering Classes

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Business Major Plans to Make Millions Selling DIddy Riese Cookies

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USC Places Artificial Snow in front of Tommy Trojan, Nikias Announces Snow Day

December 6, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Nighttime Security Measures Repel Criminal Gang

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Funding Runs Out, Schwarzenegger Institute Terminated

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Freshman Realizes EVK “Japanese Bar” “Chinese Bar” “Rice and Noodle Bar” “Teriyaki Bar” and “Mongolian Barbecue Bar” Actually The Same

December 3, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Javorius Allen Suffers Broken Back After Carrying Entire Team

December 1, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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