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Outraged by “Greek Life” Nikias starts Greek Cultural Awareness Program

December 16, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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USC’s “Row” Will Reopen January, “Drunk-Proof”

December 15, 2013June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Following months of crippling sanctions on the USC Greek community, the administration announced Friday, “28th Street will

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New Taxi Service to Take You to Visit the Friends You Don’t Have: “Campus Loser”

December 14, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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New Taxi Service to Take Students to Networking Events: “Campus Schmoozer”

December 13, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Cockroaches Sue for Equal Access to Education

December 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Wahiawaboy “We have been stepped on for too long.” The cockroaches have a variety of

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Freshman Stays Up Until 1:30am, Complains About “All-Nighter”

December 12, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Lee to Play “Everything” Next Season

December 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jordan Klein To say that USC’s football season was disappointing is more than an understatement. After a 21-7 loss

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Spirit Leader Dies from Pep Overdose

December 11, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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As Temperature Drops Further Into The 50’s, Scarves, Winter Coats, Snowmobiles, Yetis Spotted Around Campus

December 10, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Film Professor Drew Casper Bites Head off of Freshman Student

December 10, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Students watched esteemed Professor Drew Casper bite a student’s head off during class last Thursday, making him not

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