College Freshman Still in Summer Lifeguard Mode
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra PARDEE TOWER – Freshman Jeremy Gladen wakes up every morning with a purpose- to ensure the safety
Read more
Author: Staff
Woman Looks at Solidified Jar of Coconut Oil, Feels First Chill of Winter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA — Amelia Jones’ mid-December trip to the beach was tragically cut short early this
Read more
According to Folk Singer, Next Song Goes “A Little Something Like This”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt KARMA LOUNGE — A new report from amateur folk singer Don Woodly states that the next song
Read moreNikias Emerges From Cocoon of Duct Tape Following Conclusion of UCLA Rivalry Week
[vc_row][vc_column][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][/vc_column][/vc_row]
Read more
The Sack Totally Roasts UCLA!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2P1okJd0mc”][/vc_column][/vc_row]
Read moreBored Man Shaves Hair Around Nipples to Look Like Eyebrows
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BLOOMINGTON, MN — Having nothing else to do at 2:57 PM, Devon Tracy went to his bathroom and
Read moreThese Horoscopes Are So Accurate it’s Scary!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson Aries: Someone from your work is going to ask you on a date. But it’s not the
Read more
Freshman Tells Herself There’s Always Grad School to Get Rejected by Stanford Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BERKELEY, CA — Thinking back to March when she got the thin envelope from her dream school,
Read more
Local Man Pushes Upper Limit of “All You Can Eat”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley TORRANCE – Patrons of the Han Dynasty Buffet got more than they bargained for Saturday night, as
Read more
Residence Hall Quiet Hours Found to Have No Effect on Voices in Student’s Head
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan PARKSIDE– A recent scientific study concluded that the designated quiet hour periods at the USC residence halls
Read more