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Churches to Authorize Targeting of Christians

March 5, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips As their celebration to inaugurate the holy month of Lent, a smattering of Christian churches at USC

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Iranian Club President Refuses to Acknowledge Existence of Jewish Fund-rager

March 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In a recent statement that has shaken the campus party scene, the president of the Iranian club,

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I Definitely Saw Philomena

March 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  I saw Philomena.  Definitely.  Yup.  Saw it.  Judi Dench? She was in it. And I’m pretty sure her

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Latest Spike Jonze Film “Her” Sparks Interest

February 26, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Madeline Karabian The latest qualification to be properly defined as a hipster (and if you abide by those rules,

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“12 Years a Slave” is a Disgusting Glorification of Slave Ownership

February 26, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  Those walking into “12 Years a Slave” expecting a rough, emotional examination of the horrors of slavery

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USC Secrets Now Most Accurate University News Source

February 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Julia Zucker A recent survey by the Annenberg School of Communication revealed that USC Secrets is now considered by students to

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USC Announces Plan to Build Moat and Drawbridge Around Campus

February 23, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Responding to cries from parents following recent off-campus shootings, USC officials have announced a plan to dig

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Tinder App Originally Marketed Towards USC Squirrels, Says Its Creators

February 22, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad The creators of the dating app Tinder revealed today that the app was originally intended for squirrels

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USC Housing: Students Killed, Burned in Dorm Fires to Be Fined $200 per Incident

February 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Caroline Langella NEW NORTH- On Wednesday it was reported that an “actual fire alarm” went off in the beloved

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Lyon Center Shutdown After Inevitable Bro-verload

February 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Alyssa Kennedy LYON CENTER–-At 9:55 PM last night, lights flashed and alarms sounded as Lyon Center patrons heard a

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