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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Particle physics professor Steve Karim has a PhD in Quantum Theory. He understands nearly everything
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Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when
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Shy Girl Breaks Out of Shell, Reveals She’s a Mutant Lizard
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — It was early Friday morning when the students in Introduction to Ecology noticed something amiss. When
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“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda
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Student Haunted by Memory of Sarcastic Personal Introduction Taken Literally
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — At exactly 11:43 AM on Monday, August 22nd, freshman Heather Lian made the most embarrassing
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Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of
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Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when
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