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Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept

October 22, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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“We Must Separate the Art from the Artist” Says Surgeon Removing Clay Shards From Sculptor’s Eye

September 24, 2020September 22, 2021 Preston Long

Photo by Jafar Ahmed on Unsplash

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Amazon To Donate Organs From Employees Who Die On The Job

September 21, 2020January 23, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long  SEATTLE, WA — In an act of remarkable corporate philanthropy, online retail juggernaut Amazon announced today that

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New Financial Aid Package Just Bag of Magic Beans

July 14, 2020January 23, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long  LOS ANGELES, CA — As her student body buckled under the weight of layoffs, tuition increases, and

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Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020June 8, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike

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Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme

December 3, 2019June 10, 2021 Preston Long

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is

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College World 

Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture

September 18, 2019December 10, 2020 Preston Long

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler The Pew Research Center recently released a bold claim that’s been impacting colleges across the country: students

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