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A.J. & Big Justice Pay Respects To Tragic Coal Mine Explosion With Five Big Booms

March 5, 2025March 8, 2025 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang GILLETTE, WY — Social media stars A.J. & Big Justice responded to the news of a tragic

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Selfish Asshat Who Thinks He’s A Comedian Ruins Perfectly Good Game of Telephone For Everyone

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Last night a tight-knit group of pals playing Telephone had their fun completely

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“Sassy Man” Friend Just A Really Dickish Straight Guy

November 20, 2024November 21, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang   LOS ANGELES, CA — Josh Andrews, beloved by his female friends for being a “sassy man”, is

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U.S. Government Releases New Military Propaganda Made With Canva

August 1, 2024July 31, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang  WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. military has just released propaganda designed using the poster editing app Canva. 

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“I’m Having A Hot Girl Summer,” Says Woman Who Has Spent Every Moment Of It Watching Love Island With Zero Human Contact

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local delusional woman Rachel Hertzog is convinced that she is having the wildest,

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“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,

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Guy Gets A Little Too Into TrojanLearn Roleplay

May 1, 2024May 2, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — USC sophomore Thomas Tracy raised some eyebrows when he was a little too

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Wow! One Ambiguously Flirty Encounter With A Medium Ugly Man Completely Restores Woman’s Self-Confidence

April 17, 2024April 14, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Friday, college sophomore Heather Roland’s self-confidence skyrocketed after a vaguely flirty encounter

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Mysterious Bookstore Crush Actually Just A Confused, Illiterate Man

March 20, 2024March 17, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local BookToker Melissa Ryan was devastated to discover that the mysterious dreamboat she’d

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Woman Describing Her Type Accidentally Just Describes Paul Bunyan With Scary Accuracy

March 4, 2024February 29, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang CLEVELAND, OH — When delusional single woman Ronnie Davis described her type to her friends, they were

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