Author: Liam Stephenson

News in Brief 

Disneyland Fire Accidentally Misses a Spot

April 25, 2023April 25, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson ANAHEIM, CA – After an animatronic dragon exploded in Disneyland California’s “Fantasmic” light show, the resulting fire

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Local 

Kinky! This Couple Keeps the Lights On While They Fight

April 19, 2023April 18, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA –  Local couple Staniel and Jennifer Bréakfast aren’t just any pair that have been

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Entertainment 

We Knew His Ass Was Lying: Harry Styles Spotted Wearing Cargo Shorts

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LONDON, ENGLAND— After years of successfully pretending he actually likes wearing rompers, British musician Harry Styles has

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World 

From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom

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Attention Vortex 

Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat

March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Pixar fans and insufferable people rejoice! Disney has released the trailer to “Five

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College USC 

Taylor Swift Donates to USC to Replace “Fryft” with “Fryvate Jet” Program

February 21, 2023February 20, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Philanthropist and occasional Grammy winning musician Taylor Swift has donated ten of her

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