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Man Laughs at Something Funny He Just Thought of, Waits for People to Ask Him What It Is

February 4, 2021February 4, 2021 Karan Menon

By Karan Menon LOS ANGELES, CA – Local Ralphs employee and open mic regular Ned Kleischer was restocking the yogurts

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Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

July 6, 2020January 21, 2021 Karan Menon

By Karan Menon  SEATTLE, WA – In a milestone of his already prolific career, tech giant Jeff Bezos has finally

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Marshall Student Uses Stimulus Check to Buy Three More Stimulus Checks

May 15, 2020January 21, 2021 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — In a stroke of financial genius, Marshall School of Business senior Barnett Rogers

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School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor

November 4, 2019June 19, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School

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OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter

October 9, 2019January 21, 2021 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a  “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label

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McCarthy RA DNA Test Reveals 50% Bloodhound

March 29, 2019July 23, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Karan Menon USC — A recent study found that the genome of the average RA at McCarthy Honors College

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