In Race Between Tortoise and Hare, Real Winners Are Those That Profited Off Inciting Race War
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn THE WOODS – It was only a short few hours ago when the Tortoise, tired of the
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Maintenance Worker Can Tell Total Dweeb Lives in This Dorm Room
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PARKSIDE – One local maintenance worker is well aware of who is the biggest nerd at USC,
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“I Only Watch for the Commercials,” Says Least Interesting Guy at Super Bowl Party
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PHILADELPHIA, PA – Everyone at Rebecca Huston’s Super Bowl party is brimming with excitement to watch the
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Therapist Sure Has Their Work Cut Out for Them This Week
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES — Ooh, boy! This week is going to be a rough one for Dr. Riley
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War on Christmas Continues After Local Woman Wished “Happy Honda Days”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO — Uh-oh, everybody. It’s time to batten down the hatches, call your spouse, and
Read moreBilly Joel’s Bar Mitzvah Solidifies His Transition from Piano Boy to Piano Man
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK — He might not have started the fire, but Billy Joel is finally
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Annoying Girl at Improv Show Worried She’s Not Center of Attention
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Joey Rayburn TAPER HALL — What seemed like what was going to be a relaxing, jovial evening of college
Read moreNikias Slides Blank Check to Wealthy Alum and Asks Them To “Make Me an Offer I Can’t Refuse”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PASADENA, CA – Last night, President Nikias scored another substantial donation from an alum. This time, he
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