Report: Guys, Elvis JUST Died. Seriously. He Died TODAY.
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of
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Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful
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Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front
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Student Graduates Semester Early to Get Jump Start on Unemployment
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Senior Roger Morris has just finished college an entire semester early, meaning he’s about to
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Man Didn’t Realize He Was Offering Sweatshirt as Collateral in Event of Break-Up
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s going to be a chilly winter for one local man whose recent
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Frat Bros Begin Hibernation After Storing Enough Juul Pods and Misogyny for Winter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn THE ROW – With the beer-stained folding tables tucked away haphazardly and the rent deposit hopefully paid,
Read moreReport: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last
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Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly
Read moreBoard of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation
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Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks
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