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BREAKING: Chocolate Explosion Cake Kills 10

April 16, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — This week a seemingly delectable dessert took the lives of more innocent foodies.

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Camaro With Autobots Decal Probably Real Transformer

April 13, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Local man Spencer Reiss was driving down the 110 last Wednesday when he

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Maple Syrup Bottle Sticky

January 31, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett MACON, GA — At the Waffle House off of Chambers Rd, local man Cliff Richards went to

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Local Shaman Resurrects Picture on TV by Jiggling HDMI

November 27, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — While party host Harold Franks and his friends were watching the Rams game

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This Paper Will Practically Write Itself Once I Get the Dweeb In Front of Me to Write It

November 10, 2017June 17, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett TAPER HALL – Today my professor handed out our midterm essay assignment. I scanned over the paper’s

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Man Failing Song on Guitar Hero Swears He Can Play It on Real Guitar

September 26, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett CLEVELAND, OH — After failing Foghat’s “Slow Ride” on easy for the fifth time in a row,

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In Memoriam: Locked Up, Dismantled Bikes

May 5, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link=”https://youtu.be/NpAdmVCzv7U”][vc_column_text]This video is here to remember the lives of those who got us from A to B. We’ll remember

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Bomb Squad Tries Defusing Mom Counting to 3

April 25, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LITTLE ROCK, AR — The LRPD Bomb Squad was called to a Walmart parking lot Wednesday to

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Area Baseball Fan Wouldn’t Have Swung at That

April 21, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett ANAHEIM, CA — Last night at Mickey’s Pub, area baseball fan Frankie Johnson watched an  Angels player

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Texter Distracted by Man Watching Movie

April 14, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett ATLANTA, GA — As the lights dimmed, local teen Sarah Greenberg settled into her seat at AMC

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