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Disney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon

October 15, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA — After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed

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Bible Fan’s Favorite Part is the Cousin Sex

October 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan JONESBOROUGH, TN — An explosive revelation arrived straight out of Saint Peter’s Church as 14-year-old Jacob Barrow

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Entertainment Local 

Millennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography

September 25, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country

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Teacher’s Pet Pees on Rug

February 28, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TAPER HALL — Many college students feel pressure to engage with faculty thanks to the rat race

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Freshmen Move Empty Smirnoff to Trash Like They’re Hiding a Body

January 16, 2018June 19, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan BIRNKRANT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — A group of freshmen spent the last several days getting an empty bottle

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Study Finds Stabbing Knife Into Table Still Best Way to Get Everyone’s Attention

November 29, 2017 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES — A newly published scientific study found that the best way to get a room’s

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Little Sh*t Thinks Bar Mitzvah Actually Makes Him a Man

October 19, 2017 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TEMPLE — Puny twelve-year-old Adam Putzberg was seen walking out of synagogue with a new spring in

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