Disney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA — After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed
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Bible Fan’s Favorite Part is the Cousin Sex
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan JONESBOROUGH, TN — An explosive revelation arrived straight out of Saint Peter’s Church as 14-year-old Jacob Barrow
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country
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Teacher’s Pet Pees on Rug
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TAPER HALL — Many college students feel pressure to engage with faculty thanks to the rat race
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Freshmen Move Empty Smirnoff to Trash Like They’re Hiding a Body
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan BIRNKRANT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — A group of freshmen spent the last several days getting an empty bottle
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Study Finds Stabbing Knife Into Table Still Best Way to Get Everyone’s Attention
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES — A newly published scientific study found that the best way to get a room’s
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Little Sh*t Thinks Bar Mitzvah Actually Makes Him a Man
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan TEMPLE — Puny twelve-year-old Adam Putzberg was seen walking out of synagogue with a new spring in
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