8 Normalized Things We Need To Start Sexualizing

#2 NCIS: New Orleans

Television doesn’t get more normal than this. A police procedural spin-off on CBS starring SCOTT BAKULA?! This show is more sterile than a grey worm (both the platyhelminth and the castrated Game of Thrones character)! Well, it’s time to change that! The Sack of Troy would like to officially announce that it wants hurricane sloppy toppy from Dwayne Pride, Loretta Wade, and the whole Bayou operative team!
(NOTE: Only NCIS: New Orleans should be sexualized. If you are turned on by NCIS: Los Angeles or the one with Marc Harmon, you are bad on the inside and we will beat you with a frozen Kielbasa sausage if we catch you reading our paper.)