8 Normalized Things We Need To Start Sexualizing

#7 Tires

We know we’re cheating a little bit since lots of rubber items are already associated with sex: condoms, latex, aquarium tubing – but tires have what we like to call “the Nick Miller effect.” They’re ordinary. They’re dirty. They basically just do the same thing – running in circles until their vehicle runs out of steam. Yet, they have a raw magnetism that we hope we can incept into the modern sexual psyche. Like Mr. Miller, if tires somehow managed to bed Megan Fox five years from now, it would not be surprising – and we would wish both of them the best (and maybe even request to watch in the corner while they made out and called us a plump little fancy guy)!