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Month: August 2018

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Bicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity

August 30, 2018January 23, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless

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Board of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks

August 29, 2018January 23, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation

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Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang

August 21, 2018 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks

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Wow! The Sack of Troy Writing Staff Got Really Hot Over the Summer!

August 20, 2018January 23, 2021 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen Formerly a pale bunch of malnourished nerds, the Sack of Troy writing staff has returned from summer

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