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Month: September 2014

College USC 

USC Announces Major “Gigacampus” Deal

September 6, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Prusak Nevada and the University of Southern California made it official Friday morning: the school’s campus and its

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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine

September 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the

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Sack Reviews: Guardians of the Galaxy

September 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat reviews

by Rob Smat  Just when we didn’t think Marvel could do any better, they shock us yet again. Besides the

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