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Cafe 84 Shut Down Following Contamination by EVK Food

February 5, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

On Monday, February 3, USC officials shut down one of the three “dining” halls without explanation. Recently released reports explain

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Graphic: State of the Union

January 29, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff graphic

Various newspapers react to President Obama’s 2014 congressional address.

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Stevie Wonder to Perform at Visions and Voices, Except for the Vision Part

December 17, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Outraged by “Greek Life” Nikias starts Greek Cultural Awareness Program

December 16, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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New Taxi Service to Take You to Visit the Friends You Don’t Have: “Campus Loser”

December 14, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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New Taxi Service to Take Students to Networking Events: “Campus Schmoozer”

December 13, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Freshman Stays Up Until 1:30am, Complains About “All-Nighter”

December 12, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Spirit Leader Dies from Pep Overdose

December 11, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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As Temperature Drops Further Into The 50’s, Scarves, Winter Coats, Snowmobiles, Yetis Spotted Around Campus

December 10, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Birnkrant Complains About Underfunding, Sushi Night Reduced to Once a Week

December 9, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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