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Centrist Having A Really Good January

January 29, 2025February 4, 2025 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In the face of fire, war, and the death of American democracy,

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USC Defunds Daily Trojan to Fund Sack of Troy

December 6, 2024December 13, 2024 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the Daily Trojan announcing that USC has slashed their

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OPINION: Start The Steal

November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Wang Washington, D.C. – Listen up liberals, the jig is up. We need to start the steal. I

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Entire Department Conspires to Grant Your D-Clearance As Late As Possible

October 16, 2024October 15, 2024 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s

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