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Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color

November 8, 2021November 7, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK CITY, NY – As activism becomes more and more performative, NYC film critic Jacob Milnirsh

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Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured

October 12, 2021October 12, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of

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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina Photo by Nosiuol on Unsplash

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Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man

September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina “Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Tour (Toronto)” by hnkkk is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Hot Girl Summer Now Hot When I Pee Summer

August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — The summer of being vaxxed and waxed turned south for self-proclaimed ‘Chicago hot girl’

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CDC Suggests Deterring Delta, Beta Variants by Asking Them to Name Five Brothers

July 24, 2021July 24, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina “Frat houses…” by techbint is licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Area Man: “If It’s Pride Month, Why Won’t My Dad Say He’s Proud of Me?”

June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Despite it being pride month, Jason Green’s father still is not proud of

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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Sarah Cortina

SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,

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Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!

March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – In this pandemic, it’s been difficult to stay connected while distanced, but this

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