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Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed

July 1, 2021July 1, 2021 Staff

By Staff “DSC_0018” by Montgomery County Planning Commission is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed

May 31, 2021June 9, 2021 Staff

By Staff “An Insight, An Idea with Kevin Spacey: Kevin Spacey” by World Economic Forum is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 “Kevin Spacey Set

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Politics 

CDC Announces There is No Bad Drug Interaction Between COVID Vaccine and Molly Just in Time for Festival Season

April 7, 2021April 5, 2021 Staff

By Staff Just in time for festival season, the CDC has announced that there is no bad drug interaction between

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College USC 

Girlboss Alert! Carol Folt

April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 Staff

By Staff We are SoGratefulForThis CommendableInstitution. Please don’t shut us down Carol, this is all we have!

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Local 

New Yorkers Revel in Not Having the Most Embarrassing Weather for Once

February 18, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff BUFFALO, NEW YORK – As winter storms bombard communities from Texas to the Atlantic coast, New Yorkers are

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World 

CEO Of Racism Steps Down Amid Rumors Of Tolerant Remarks

January 18, 2021April 7, 2021 Staff

By Staff MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA – Following several weeks of rumors and allegations that he’s been “getting soft” and fails to

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Politics 

Conservative Georgian Sits on Hand Before Voting So it Feels Like Someone Else is Screwing State Over

January 5, 2021January 21, 2021 Staff

By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted

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Politics World 

Terrorist Cell Getting Really Sick of Quarantining Together

November 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and

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Editorial Politics 

The Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President

November 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff

After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the

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Videos 

Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19

October 13, 2020October 13, 2020 Staff

Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people

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