Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed
By Staff “An Insight, An Idea with Kevin Spacey: Kevin Spacey” by World Economic Forum is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 “Kevin Spacey Set
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CDC Announces There is No Bad Drug Interaction Between COVID Vaccine and Molly Just in Time for Festival Season
By Staff Just in time for festival season, the CDC has announced that there is no bad drug interaction between
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Girlboss Alert! Carol Folt
By Staff We are SoGratefulForThis CommendableInstitution. Please don’t shut us down Carol, this is all we have!
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New Yorkers Revel in Not Having the Most Embarrassing Weather for Once
By Staff BUFFALO, NEW YORK – As winter storms bombard communities from Texas to the Atlantic coast, New Yorkers are
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CEO Of Racism Steps Down Amid Rumors Of Tolerant Remarks
By Staff MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA – Following several weeks of rumors and allegations that he’s been “getting soft” and fails to
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Conservative Georgian Sits on Hand Before Voting So it Feels Like Someone Else is Screwing State Over
By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted
Read moreTerrorist Cell Getting Really Sick of Quarantining Together
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and
Read moreThe Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President
After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the
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Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19
Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people
Read more“America’s Got Talent” Cancelled Because We Don’t
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff LOS ANGELES — The hearts of bored mothers everywhere were broken on Monday when NBC announced startling news: the
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