Mitch McConnell Eats the Rich, Whoops, I Mean Eats the Rich’s Asses
By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Leaked reports from Congress state that Mitch McConnell eats the rich, shocking many since
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Experts Worried Giuliani Farts May Have Contributed to Superspreader Event
By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for the coronavirus just days after attending a hearing
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Trump Pardons Additional Turkey This Year
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By Prerika Chawla LARK CREEK, VA – Eat up, BLM protesters, because justice has been served on a silver platter!
Read moreCandidates’ Knowledge of Wind Still Key Issue For Undecided Voters
By Prerika Chawla CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA — With just a few days to go before election day, there are still
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Peaches Exhausted from Single-handedly Upholding Georgia’s Reputation
By Prerika Chawla MACON, GA – Georgia peaches have finally stepped up to say enough is enough. As Georgia reopens
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