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Graduating Theater Major Worried He Will Contribute Too Much To Workforce

May 15, 2025July 23, 2025 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA — As USC prepares to launch a new class of graduating seniors into the

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Spending Cuts Force LA Times “Festival of Books” to Rebrand as “Festival of Book”

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES — As universities nationwide fear the loss of federal research funding, the University of Southern

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U.S. 

Elon Musk Raises Arm of Tesla Logo Juuuuuust A Little

February 6, 2025February 11, 2025 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly USA — In a tumultuous beginning to the new year, Elon Musk announced that one arm of

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Sports 

NFL Playoffs Briefly Overshadowed By Hulking Alien Monolith Blocking the Sun

February 3, 2025February 4, 2025 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly US — In a shocking and unexpected event this weekend, NFL playoff games were briefly overshadowed by

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Politics U.S. 

Tim Walz Sticks Landing on Surprisingly Tasteful Tupac Costume

November 2, 2024October 31, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly WASHINGTON, DC – Vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz made a stir on the campaign trail this week after

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Sports USC 

Trojans Learn An Important Lesson In Friendship, Lose 24-27

October 7, 2024October 8, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

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OPINION: USC Campus Security Asking More Questions Than Ever About My Bloody Garbage Bag Collection

September 30, 2024October 8, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus

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U.S. 

6 Patriotic Demonstrations You Didn’t Know Were Mandatory!

July 4, 2024July 4, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly USA – As Americans near and far celebrate the birthday of our favorite nation, we remember the

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Editorial Politics 

OPINION: Old Or Not, Biden Sure Knows How to Hold a Phone When Taking a Group Photo

May 31, 2024June 16, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of President Joseph Robinette Biden’s recent age-related blunders, it’s important to

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USC 

USC Career Fair Offering Internships to Winner of Mud Wrestling Bracket 

April 15, 2024April 14, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In an exciting twist for upcoming graduates, USC announced that all open internship

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