DPS Dresses Up As Cops For Halloween
By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — In the October spirit, DPS has decided to dress up this year as
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Daily Trojan Suspended After Allegations of Brutal Hazing and Mistreatment of Staff Writers
by Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — The Daily Trojan has reportedly been suspended by the university due to allegations
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Local Frat Boy Finally Gives His Girlfriend The Big O! (Omicron)
By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — USC student and Phi Kappa Psi brother Jonothan Bradely has reportedly spread the
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Man Gives His First Blowjob Amidst Lonely National Girlfriend Day; Also Receives
By Luca Soltero Photo by @nicotitto on Unsplash
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Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final
By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a
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Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit
By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – Melinda Gates has divorced Bill Gates. This Gatekeeping #qween was not playing any
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