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Dramatic Arts MFA Holds Going Out Of Business Sale

June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Acting. A profession notorious for a masters degree being its barrier of entry.

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Who Said Originality Is Dead? 2024 Mean Girls Movie Musical Spawns New Musical Based On Movie Musical Movie Movie Musical Movie

January 23, 2024January 20, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias HOLLYWOOD, CA — Box office sales roared into the new year with the re-re-re-release of fan favorite

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Future Salary Directly Correlated With How Often You Post on LinkedIn

November 27, 2023November 26, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias SUNNYVALE, CA — A study conducted by USC Marshall’s Department of Research and Employment Analytics determined that

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UN Updates Weapons of Mass Destruction List To Include Uno Reverse Card

November 8, 2023November 6, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias NEW YORK CITY, NY — This past week, the United Nations Council on Nuclear Domination and World

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Top Ten Street Signs That’ll Make You Say “Nah, I’m Good”

October 25, 2023October 18, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias COLUMBUS, OH — When you turned 17, you took two left turns (one of them with a

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Talk About a Real Family Man! This Emmy Nominated TV Writer Just Moved Back in With His Parents

July 13, 2023August 10, 2023 Levi Elias

LOS ANGELES, CA — Shortly after being nominated for an Emmy in Outstanding Writing For a Comedy Series, this family

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USC 

College Graduate Keeps USC ‘23 as Instagram Bio After Realizing They Have No Personality

June 7, 2023June 7, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias After wise words from one of the greatest independent arthouse filmmakers of the 21st century, Kevin Feige,

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Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them

April 13, 2023April 13, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN

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Duracell Marketing Emphasizes Aerodynamics of D-Batteries Ahead of Super Bowl

February 11, 2023February 11, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias  PHOENIX, AZ – In preparation for the Super Bowl, Duracell has shifted their marketing strategy to prioritize

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Politics 

George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy

February 3, 2023February 2, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias WASHINGTON D.C. – U.S. Congressman, NASA astrophysicist and 47-time Miss Universe winner, George Santos, adds current Editor-in-Chief

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