You’re Going to Joshua Tree This Fall Break? Well, I’m Going to Work at the Fucking Razor Factory
By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– I think it’s really cute that you’re spending this fall break goofing off at
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Brat to School! 5 Must-Have School Supplies That Will Pop Your Pussy #vondutch
By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To
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Op-ed: This College Shit is Nothing like The Sims 4 Discover University: Expansion Pack
By Julian Avrith Instagram Caption: Dis Colablush Shat Es Natig Gleeba Sims 4 Dober Uberdrap: Eepa Peepa LOS ANGELES, CA
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From the Archives: Top 10 Commandments
From the Archives: Top 10 Commandments By Julian Avrith MOUNT SINAI, EGYPT– As the newly enlightened people of Israel and
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Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting
By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA – Alright. Listen. I am well aware of how effective and important unions are
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M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl
By Julian Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing
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USC Doesn’t Want Gifts, Only Money For Birthday
By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA — On Oct 6, 2022, USC celebrated its 142nd birthday, and issued an accompanying
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