Man Struck by Lightning Gains Ability to Tell Same Damn Story for 20 Years
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEWNAN, GA — Twenty years ago, lightning struck local farmer Doug Prestons while he was out tilling
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Veggie Platter at Super Bowl Party Left Untouched
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — When Jerry Moskowitz walked into the joint, he used to
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Smoking Banned, Student Doesn’t Know What to Do with Sick New Hookah Setup
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — After Provost Michael Quick’s school-wide smoking ban reaching all on and off-campus university owned housing,
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Spring Admit Orientation Just Pile of Flyers and Open Bag of Oreos
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — On Monday The Dornsife College of Arts, Letters, and Sciences, graciously welcomed the incoming 2017
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Raid Campus, DPS: “Suspicious Activity. Stay Away from Area”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — Early Wednesday morning, the skies opened up, releasing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse unto
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Local Man Takes Home Legendary Haul of 37 Copies of ‘Jack Reacher’ from Black Friday Sale
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett BUFFALO, NY — After standing in sub-zero temperatures for six hours, local man George Thurwood pushed and
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett AMERICA — After failing to make it into the presidential office on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton called it
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“I Can Fix You” Whispers Man to Bleeding Out Hot Pocket
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Junior Thomas Maxwell made himself a Hot Pocket Tuesday night. Upon removal from
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Man Sadly Eats Entire ‘Brownie Explosion’ For Three By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — In Waterson’s Ice Cream Shoppe, local man Jake Hermann ordered the ‘Brownie Explosion’,
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This Week, Right Now. — 9/17/16
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_video link=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GTgKrV212A&feature=youtu.be”][vc_column_text]Hosted by Chai Karve and Jack Hackett Jokes by: – Jori Barash – Mimi Evans – Jack Hackett –
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