Breaking: Bruh
“Dude. This completely blindsided me. Who the hell saw this coming? Who could have guessed? I am shocked. I am
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Author: Darrien Snyder
Local 6 Year Old Fed Up with Sinful Hubris of Man
By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA – Li’l Timmy, a local 6-year-old boy, is fed up with mankind’s superciliousness. Timmy
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Congress Can’t Get Anything Done Because Mitch McConnell is Such a Pisces
By Darrien Snyder WASHINGTON, D.C. – At Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s 79th birthday party last week, Senate members admitted that
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Report: Your High School Bully Actually Made Some Good Points
By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA —Everyone has trouble with constructive criticism, but you may have fumbled the ball when
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