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Hipster Discovers Food Can Still Be Consumed Without Prior Photographic Evidence

April 14, 2016 Chris Dennis

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis SILVER LAKE — This past week, hipster Trevor Jaxson was reported to have done the unimaginable: eat

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Mattel Unveils New Dad-Bod Ken Dolls After Overwhelming Response to New Realistic Barbies

February 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis MATTEL INC. — After so much positive support for their recent line of more realistic Barbies, Mattel

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Is Your Water Expired?

January 25, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis List

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis Water is the one thing seemingly everyone wants to get their hands (and mouths) on. But with

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