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Business Bro Confused By New MLM Show

January 4, 2026January 18, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle THE COTTAGE, CA — Recent USC Marshall graduate Scott Hunter (no relation) has been confounded by the

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College Editorial 

Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian

December 14, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — This past week, I have faced more adversity than most people face in

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Politics U.S. 

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme

November 27, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — In another move of flagrant disregard for the law, President Donald Juniper Trump has

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Local Politics 

God Cries Over Los Angeles After Passage of Prop. 50

November 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — According to Darren Priestley, President of Catholics Who Have To Put Their Nose Into

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99 Cents Store Freaking The Fuck Out

November 13, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle COMMERCE, CA — A local branch of the 99 Cents Only Store is in dire straits after

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Jubilee Posts “Surrounded: One Person with Gun vs. 20 Hostages”

October 19, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — Social media giant and right-wing pipeline enthusiasts Jubilee recently posted a new edition

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The Summer I Turned Handsome? This Man Is Having Sex With Two Sisters

September 17, 2025January 8, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle COUSINS BEACH, MA — Inspired by the hit Amazon series “The Summer I Turned Pretty”, local Massachusetts

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“‘The Bear’ Is Not a Comedy” Wins ‘Most Original Thought’

September 15, 2025January 8, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — In the opening sketch of the Emmy Awards last night, comedian Nate Bargatze

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Politics U.S. 

Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out

July 5, 2025July 23, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle  WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple days of not so careful deliberation, congressional ass grabs, and strongly worded

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Politics 

Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United

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