Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out
By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple days of not so careful deliberation, congressional ass grabs, and strongly worded
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Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King
By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United
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Minecraft Movie Starts with Land Acknowledgement
By: Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA—In a bizarre turn for the fantasy adventure comedy that grossed $317 katrillion at the
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Conservative Man Longs for Good Ol’ Days of Pangaea
By Charlotte Dekle GARY, IN — In response to recent victories against DEI and multiculturalism in the Trump administration, local
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