Dad At IKEA Tests Furniture With Crisp Knock and Declaration of “It’s Solid”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve BURBANK, CA — Local father Gerald Muller roamed the walkways of IKEA with his collegiate daughter Beth
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White Noise Machine Just Your Friend, Megan
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — Sleep is an oft-neglected aspect of college life. Getting 7 to 8 hours is essential,
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Aroused Senior Scours Internet for Hot Sexy Job Opportunities
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve ELLENDALE STREET – After a long day of lollygagging with his friends, senior Dustin Mazen went home
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Friend Seeks Conversational Entry to Talk About Own Summer Without Seeming Like a Dick
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER – Logan Fitz had a dope summer. Like, seriously. He traveled, interned at an investment
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“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and
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Kinky Dog Really Into This Whole Leash Thing
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Local cocker spaniel Buddy was born on a farm where he roamed the
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve MAZDA BROOK, NJ — Late Thursday night, in a suburban home in northern New Jersey, 7 year
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“I Have Too Much On My Plate” Says Student Who Signed Up For This
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — On a bright Wednesday afternoon, exhausted student Ari Davis plumped down in the middle of
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USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER — The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus.
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Loose Cannon Oscars PA Adds “My Virginity” to In Memoriam
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve DOLBY THEATRE — The In Memoriam section of the Oscars pays tribute to those in the business
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