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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

3. Poltergeist (1982)

“Oh my god, the one with the clown doll. Not Stephen King, the other one, you know. I saw it in high school, and they remade it and it was dreadful. Oh, that reminds me that I just ordered that clown lamp and it’s stuck in customs in Italy.”

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