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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

5. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

“There’s a girl in the lake and the monster comes out and gets her… what is the dog doing in the kitchen? Please go check on her, I have steak marinating on the counter, I don’t want her to get it. Hey, hey! Get her down from the counter right now!”

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