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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

2. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

“There was this one movie that came out right before you were born that I didn’t like at all. I do not like the woods. Ugh! Do you remember when we tried to go camping and we had to go home because there were too many bugs? I do not like being in nature. No, thank you.”

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